Greatest generation came through some stuff that we can't even imagine - the Depression, World War I - and all they wanted after that was a breather and a calm and a quiet life, and they get us.

In the wake of Animal House, the stock briefly and quite wrongly shot up. So I love that movie.

The commies are the only people on earth who think Star Wars will work. If they're that gullible, maybe we should have held the summit at Atlantic City and let them lose all their missiles playing Keno.

The Soviet constitution guarantees everyone a job. A pretty scary idea, I'd say.

There's such a self-conscious balance that goes into television. Also, these are not people that think things through.

What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention.

Any person who has spent time outdoors actually doing something, such as hunting and fishing as opposed to standing there with a doobie in his mouth, knows nature is not intrinsically healthy.