Fashionably amusing table manners are a matter of breaking the right rule at the right time.

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

We'll run this planet as we please, and if you don't like it, go back where we came from.

Cockfighting has always been my idea of a great sport -- two armed entrées battling to see who'll be dinner.

There aren't many political humorists. Dave Barry is excellent, but he doesn't do it much.

Never Refuse Wine. It is an odd but universally held opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic.

Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe down about "character issues."