Fashionably amusing table manners are a matter of breaking the right rule at the right time.

Politics doesn't work. Look at the parts of America where government has had the most power, where government has spent the most money. Look at the housing projects we've got the poor people in.

If we're free to do what we want, why does government always have a plan for us?

The Soviet constitution guarantees everyone a job. A pretty scary idea, I'd say.

Lust, Pride, Sloth, and Gluttony, or, as we call them these days, "getting in touch with your sexuality," "raising your self-esteem," "relaxation therapy," and "being a recovered bulimic."

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.

Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.