A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking.
The motorcycle is a device created by the team of God and Darwin to rid the world of useless young males.
Popular culture has become engorged, broadening and thickening until it's the only culture anyone notices.
Humor is, by its nature, more truthful than factual.
A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible.
The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and we can fix that."