The free market is ugly and stupid, like going to the mall; the unfree market is just as ugly and just as stupid, except there is nothing in the mall and if you don't go there they shoot you.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies.

Detroits industrial ruins are picturesque, like crumbling Rome in an 18th-century etching.

You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke.

You don't despair about something like the Middle East, you just do the best you can.

Imagine having journalists in your own home and not even covering the furniture with plastic sheets first.