Sometimes you need a B-2 bomber and sometimes you need your mother.

The typical old-fashioned diet (in the nineteenth century) was so bad it almost assembled modern dieting.

When Adam Smith was being incomprehensible, he didn't have the luxury of brief, snappy technical terms as a shorthand for incoherence.

Rich white Protestant men have held on to some measure of power in America almost solely by getting women, blacks, and other disadvantaged groups to wear crippling foot fashions. This keeps them too busy with corns and bunions to compete in the job market.

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did.

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

Pollution is a problem, and there's the whole problem of the spoiling of the commons, but we've addressed the pollution problem on a variety of different levels in a variety of ways, and it's worked pretty well.