If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

Sometimes you need a B-2 bomber and sometimes you need your mother.

It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you.

[Michael] Moore doesn't really use his sense of humor that much.

I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.

I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.