Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby.

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.

Intelligence collection has been given an additional bureaucracy to correct the problems created by too much bureaucracy in intelligence collection.

The government is huge, stupid, greedy and makes nosy, officious and dangerous intrusions into the smallest corners of life - this much we can stand. But the real problem is that government is boring. We could cure or mitigate the other ills Washington visits on us if we could only bring ourselves to pay attention to Washington itself. But we cannot.

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.

Fishing... is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait.

Some women want the strong silent type, so they can tell him to shut up and rearrange the furniture.