Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby.

A careful reading of 50 Simple Things leaves you wondering whether you're going to die from environmental disaster or intellectual annoyance. Failing either, you can worry yourself to death.

Any trade that is voluntarily made is mutually beneficial, by definition, and, indeed, is balanced, by definition.

Man developed in Africa. He has not continued to do so there.

The Australian language is easier to learn than boat talk. It has a vocabulary of about six words.

I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with.

I didn't see any NRA officials killing babies in Waco.