Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.

There's not a woman in the book, the plot hinges on unkindness to animals, and the black characters mostly drown by Chapter 29.

Greatest generation came through some stuff that we can't even imagine - the Depression, World War I - and all they wanted after that was a breather and a calm and a quiet life, and they get us.

Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact.

No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal

Government subsidies can be critically analyzed according to a simple principle: You are smarter than the government, so when the government pays you to do something you wouldn't do on your own, it is almost always paying you to do something stupid.

Poverty can't be eliminated by punishing people who've escaped poverty.