Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.

If the Japanese want to be taken seriously as world financial powers, they'd better quit using the same tailor as variety show chimps.

[T]he Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock? Peace Corps volunteers? Or maybe the people in Texas were attacked because of child abuse. But, if child abuse was the issue, why didn't Janet Reno tear-gas Woody Allen?

I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.

Writing this book required an enormous amount of help from friends. To them goes the credit. I'll take the money.

Politics is the business of getting power and privilege without possessing merit

Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink.