Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.

Finland is a rich country. What have they got? They got Nokia phones and plywood. How'd they get so rich? Because they're free.

The Democrats planned to fiddle while Rome burned. The Republicans were going to burn Rome, then fiddle.

Government does not cause affluence. Citizens of totalitarian countries have plenty of government and nothing of anything else.

When are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill with bat wings on it?

At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying whole wide world.

In Japan people drive on the left. In China people drive on the right. In Vietnam it doesn't matter.