The wonder is that communism lasted so long. But then again, modern poetry lasted a long time, too.
P. J. O'RourkeThe day was warm and clear. Kids were playing soccer in the parking lots and women were sunning their babies and having their tea all over the lawns. The scene was entirely too cheery for journalism.
P. J. O'RourkeThere's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.
P. J. O'RourkeSome people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I'm worried about the difference between wrong and fun.
P. J. O'RourkeI have a 10 year old at home, and she is always saying, 'That's not fair.' When she says that, I say, "Honey, you're cute; that's not fair. Your family is pretty well off; that's not fair. You were born in America; that's not fair. Honey, you had better pray to God that things don't start getting fair for you.
P. J. O'Rourke