Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren't present.

Neither conservatives nor humorists believe man is good. But left-wingers do.

Good manners can replace morals. It may be years before anyone knows if what you are doing is right. But if what you are doing is nice, it will be immediately evident.

Bill Maher can be pretty good, except when he gets "important." Maher's all over the place politically.

The political process consists entirely of politicians talking out of their butts.

There are no kinder or better people in the world than those who listen to you when you are 18.

Apparently Bolivia is the key source of lithium in the world. So we're gonna trade the Saudis for the Bolivians.