Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren't present.

A girl who is really pretty - whether she wraps herself in an abayah, a nun's habit, or the front hall rug - never wraps herself so that the world can't tell.

People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.

Normally, the job sucks but work is kinda fun, because you see your friends and flirt with girls and stuff.

Zero-sum thinking is an obsession of mine, but mostly in economics.

Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.

The motorcycle is a device created by the team of God and Darwin to rid the world of useless young males.