Women are successful in the business world because the business world was created by men. Men are babies. And women areGood With Kids.

Self-interest leads to honing your skills, the better to trade with.

Money is preferable to politics. It is the difference between being free to be anybody you want and to vote for anybody you want. And money is more effective than politics both in solving problems and in providing individual independence. To rid ourselves of all the trouble in the world, we need to make money. And to make money, we need to be free.

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.

Zero-sum thinking is an obsession of mine, but mostly in economics.

We should never hesitate to listen to a fool about life because life is pretty foolish as far as I can tell.

Then there was communism's weak-tea sister, socialism. Socialists maintained that we shouldn't take all the money away from all the people since all the people don't have money. We should take all the money away from only the people who make money. Then, when we run out of that, we could take more money from the people who...hey, wait! Where'd you people go? What do you mean you're "tax exiles in Monaco?"