Women are successful in the business world because the business world was created by men. Men are babies. And women areGood With Kids.

I had grown up as a feature writer, and basically my career had been in The National Lampoon and as a magazine editor, and I'd never been a reporter.

Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.

If I do, I say so. That's the only way out of that. If there are three words that need to be used more in American journalism, commentary, politics, personal life... it's the magic words "I don't know." I mean, there are certain basic principles, like the dignity of the individual and the individual's responsibility, and certain basic economic principles, like how when something costs less, more of it will be consumed... There are certain things that I feel pretty confident about.

The wise traveler [to Beirut] will pack shirts or blouses with ample breast pockets. Reaching inside a jacket for your passport looks too much like going for the draw and puts armed men out of countinence