Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.

Daniel Patrick Moynihan is the archetypal extremely smart person who went into politics anyway instead of doing something worthwhile for his country.

The only really firm rule of taste about cross dressing is that neither sex should ever wear anything they haven't yet figured out how to go to the bathroom in.

We should never hesitate to listen to a fool about life because life is pretty foolish as far as I can tell.

Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.

There isn't much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.

It's the squares who know how to fly the fighter planes and operate the missiles and the bombs and work the M-16s. Liberals would still be fumbling with the federally mandated trigger locks.