These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.

Hunter S. Thompson brings a lunatic genius to ordinary events, and I bring an ordinary sensibility to lunatic events.

Politics is the business of getting power and privilege without possessing merit

In case we have to shoot Democrats. It happened during the Civil War, and it could happen again.

Germans respond well to lies. At least, they always have historically.

Worshiping the earth is more fun than going to church. It's also closer.

There's no such thing as a trade deficit.