I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

If the wind is blowing like stink and everything is working right, a twelve-meter sailboat can go eleven and a half or twelve miles an hour, the same speed at which a bond lawyer runs around the Cental Park Reservoir.

Maybe a vague president and an incompetent and somewhat corrupt administration is what the nation needs.

Good manners consist of doing precisely what everyone thinks should be done, especially when no one knows quite what that is.

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

We should never hesitate to listen to a fool about life because life is pretty foolish as far as I can tell.