Coffee and cigarettes are much better if you want an instant breakfast.

Then basically what was happening was that it was the middle '80s, and Rolling Stone realized that a lot of their readers had voted for [Ronald] Reagan, and they were going, "Gosh! We need a Republican! Does anybody know a Republican? Wait a minute! I think P.J.'s a Republican!"

Generally it's not a good idea to wear Banana Republic - type khaki journalist clothes in a war zone. You might look too much like something that's supposed to be shot, such as a journalist.

Of course, the humans in Haiti have hope. They hope to leave.

Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.

In Western Australia they don't even know how to make that vital piece of sailboating equipment, the gin and tonic.

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.