Coffee and cigarettes are much better if you want an instant breakfast.

Everybody in 15th century Spain was wrong about where China was and as a result, Columbus discovered Caribbean vacations.

There are just two rules of governance in a free society: Mind your own business. Keep your hands to yourself.

What would be a road hazard anywhere else, in the Third World is probably the road.

This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans.

Last year, on a long car trip, I was listening to Rush Limbaugh shout. I usually agree with Rush Limbaugh; therefore I usually don't listen to him. I listen to NPR: "World to end-poor and minorities hardest hit." I like to argue with the radio.

People are all exactly alike. There's no such thing as a race and barely such a thing as an ethnic group. If we were dogs, we'd be the same breed. George Bush and an Australian Aborigine have fewer differences than a Lhasa apso and a toy fox terrier. A Japanese raised in Riyadh would be an Arab. A Zulu raised in New Rochelle would be an orthodontist. People are all the same, though their circumstances differ terribly.