My Grandmother wouldn't even speak the word Democrat if there were children in the room, she'd say Bastards instead.

If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.

Fiscal conservatism is just an easy way to express something that is a bit more difficult, which is that the size and scope of government, and really the size and scope of politics in our lives, has grown uncomfortable, unwieldy, intrusive and inefficient.

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too.

People who are wise, good, smart, skillful, or hardworking don't need politics, they have jobs.

There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please.