My Grandmother wouldn't even speak the word Democrat if there were children in the room, she'd say Bastards instead.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal

Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.

Each American embassy comes with two permanent features - a giant anti-American demonstration and a giant line for American visas. Most demonstrators spend half their time burning Old Glory and the other half waiting for green cards.

Nothing about economic growth in the United States over the course of the past 40, 50 years, during which time this has been continually happening, would indicate that we are being harmed in an overall sense by this.

Political stuff is all about his [Hunter S. Thompson] reaction to a situation. And my stuff is much more externally driven.