The complexity of economics can be calculated mathematically. Write out the algebraic equation that is the human heart and multiply each unknown by the population of the world.

The three branches of government number considerably more than three and are not, in any sense, 'branches' since that would imply that there is something they are all attached to besides self-aggrandizement and our pocketbooks. ... Government is not a machine with parts; it's an organism. When does an intestine quit being an intestine and start becoming an asshole?

Politicians are always interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.

Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.

Never fight an inanimate object.

Jewishness cropped up and has never successfully been put down since.