Personally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet.

Women are successful in the business world because the business world was created by men. Men are babies. And women areGood With Kids.

One thing talk can't accomplish is communication. This is because everybody's talking too much to pay attention to what anyone is saying

These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.

Passover is my idea of a perfect holiday. Dear God, when you're handing out plagues of darkness, locusts, hail, boils, flies, lice, frogs, and cattle murrain, and turning the Nile to blood, and smiting firstborn, give me a pass, and tell me when it's over.

In comparative terms, there's no poverty in America by a long shot. Heritage Foundation political scientist Robert Rector has worked up figures showing that when the official U.S. measure of poverty was developed in 1963, a poor American family had an income twenty-nine times greater than the average per capita income in the rest of the world. An individual American could make more money than 93 percent of the other people on the planet and still be considered poor.

The day was warm and clear. Kids were playing soccer in the parking lots and women were sunning their babies and having their tea all over the lawns. The scene was entirely too cheery for journalism.