Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

Poverty can't be eliminated by punishing people who've escaped poverty.

A girl who is really pretty - whether she wraps herself in an abayah, a nun's habit, or the front hall rug - never wraps herself so that the world can't tell.

The Three Branches of Government: Money, Television, and Bullshit

Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.

Everybody in 15th century Spain was wrong about where China was and as a result, Columbus discovered Caribbean vacations.

All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.