Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

Man developed in Africa. He has not continued to do so there.

Australia is not very exclusive. On the visa application they still ask if you've been convicted of a felony - although they are willing to give you a visa even if you haven't been.

War will exist as long as there's a food chain.

One of the reporters must have flunked journalism school because he asked a question that went straight to the point.

The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk.

In the wake of Animal House, all of us at the Lampoon had a lot of Hollywood opportunities. We could definitely get people to return phone calls.