Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it.

The difference between corporations and governments is governments have a monopoly on force. It's a lot easier to vote with your feet or your wallet than it is to change a government with your vote.

Worshiping the earth is more fun than going to church. It's also closer.

Passover is my idea of a perfect holiday. Dear God, when you're handing out plagues of darkness, locusts, hail, boils, flies, lice, frogs, and cattle murrain, and turning the Nile to blood, and smiting firstborn, give me a pass, and tell me when it's over.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

I can think of a number of areas in New York where three acres of nuclear waste would make the neighborhood safer to walk around in than it is now, and better lit.