Nothing bad is going to happen to us. If we get fired, it's not failure; its a midlife vocational reassessment.

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."

I try to ONLY ridicule people who's efforts are sincere. Very little trouble has been caused in the world by insincere efforts. An occasional seduction maybe. There were very few insincere Stalinists or Nazis.

If the wind is blowing like stink and everything is working right, a twelve-meter sailboat can go eleven and a half or twelve miles an hour, the same speed at which a bond lawyer runs around the Cental Park Reservoir.

Germans respond well to lies. At least, they always have historically.

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.

Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system