You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.

Fashionably amusing table manners are a matter of breaking the right rule at the right time.

When I became a man, I put away childish things and got more elaborate and expensive childish things from France and Japan.

People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.

Smoking is very bad for you and should only be done because it looks so good. People who don't smoke have a terrible time finding something polite to do with their lips.

Microeconomics is about money you don't have, and macroeconomics is about money the government is out of.

I try to ONLY ridicule people who's efforts are sincere. Very little trouble has been caused in the world by insincere efforts. An occasional seduction maybe. There were very few insincere Stalinists or Nazis.