West Germans are tall, pink, pert and orthodontically corrected, with hands, teeth and hair as clean as their clothes and clothes as sharp as their looks. Except for the fact that they all speak English pretty well, they're indistinguishable from Americans.

Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy.

With the war in Iraq, I had the cooperation of the Department of Defense. Kuwait was pretty eager to get American journalists in there, to show us what a wonderful place they are, and what great allies they are to America, even though they didn't actually fight in the war.

Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are a woman.

When I get in deep water, I prefer to announce that I'm in over my head.

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies.

B students work for C students - A students teach.