Every generation finds the drug it needs.

The question nowadays is not what makes government work. The question is how do we make it stop.

Normally, the job sucks but work is kinda fun, because you see your friends and flirt with girls and stuff.

If you get outside the world of show business and its satellites, there's a whole world of car nuts in the Los Angeles area.

I'm a member of the working press; you'd think I'd know better than to listen to journalists.

I think Michael O'Donoghue felt he'd said what he wanted to say. In fact, nobody thought we could spin it out long enough to make a book.

Lampoon was exactly the opposite. The work was a lot of fun, but the office environment was hell. You cannot put 20 humorists together.