Every generation finds the drug it needs.

Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I'm worried about the difference between wrong and fun.

The larger the German body, the smaller the German bathing suit and the louder the German voice issuing German demands and German orders to everybody who doesn't speak German. For this, and several other reasons, Germany is known as 'the land where Israelis learned their manners'.

Politicians are always interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.

Collectivism doesn't work because it's based on a faulty economic premise. There is no such thing as a person's "fair share" of wealth. The gross national product is not a pizza that must be carefully divided because if I get too many slices, you have to eat the box. The economy is expandable and, in any practical sense, limitless.

I write because I like to make things and the only things I am good at making things with are words.

If you get outside the world of show business and its satellites, there's a whole world of car nuts in the Los Angeles area.