Microeconomics is about money you don't have, and macroeconomics is about money the government is out of.

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.

If the wind is blowing like stink and everything is working right, a twelve-meter sailboat can go eleven and a half or twelve miles an hour, the same speed at which a bond lawyer runs around the Cental Park Reservoir.

A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking.

Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet Union.

One thing talk can't accomplish is communication. This is because everybody's talking too much to pay attention to what anyone is saying

Politics are for foreigners with their endless wrongs and paltry rights. Politics are a lousy way to get things done. Politics are, like God's infinite mercy, a last resort.