Microeconomics is about money you don't have, and macroeconomics is about money the government is out of.

Cars would be safer on rails!

Humor is, by its nature, more truthful than factual.

In 1970 or '71, early in the magazine, Michael O'Donoghue did maybe eight pages of a 1958 yearbook, from Ezra Taft Benson High School. But by the time the [book-length] high-school yearbook came around, he didn't want to be involved.

You don't despair about something like the Middle East, you just do the best you can.

[Friedrich] Hayek is not protesting that things like child labor and stuff are good. He's just trying to show that when government undertakes to make everything good for everybody, this is what happens. And he addresses it to socialists of all parties.

Government conspiracy? They can't even deliver our mail and it's got our address on it and everything!