A dugout is much superior to a conventional manufactured canoe because you can get soaking wet without bothering to capsize it.

The difference between corporations and governments is governments have a monopoly on force. It's a lot easier to vote with your feet or your wallet than it is to change a government with your vote.

In theory, taxes should be like shopping. What I buy is government services. What I pay are my taxes.

When a private entity does not produce the desired results, it is (certain body parts excepted) done away with. But a public entity gets bigger.

When Adam Smith was being incomprehensible, he didn't have the luxury of brief, snappy technical terms as a shorthand for incoherence.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it.