The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.
El Salvador has the scenery of northern California and the climate of southern California plus - and this was a relief - no Californians.
Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.
There aren't many political humorists. Dave Barry is excellent, but he doesn't do it much.
A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking.
Good manners are a combination of intelligence, education, taste and style mixed together so that you don't need any of those things.