The purpose of the Senate is to keep 100 middle aged knuckleheads out of the private sector where they can do real harm.

Imagine a weight-loss program at the end of which, instead of better health, good looks, and hot romantic prospects, you die. Somalia had become just this kind of spa.

I'm a political conservative.

At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying whole wide world.

It is very hard now to shock people into thinking about government regulation and the extent of government involvement in life.

I'll pick "I'm kidding" anytime over "I'm lying."

I couldn't have gotten into Harvard with a crowbar.