The purpose of the Senate is to keep 100 middle aged knuckleheads out of the private sector where they can do real harm.

Never serve oysters in a month that has no paycheck in it.

I've decided that my motto in life is "Get off my lawn." It's the right answer to everything.

Politics doesn't work. Look at the parts of America where government has had the most power, where government has spent the most money. Look at the housing projects we've got the poor people in.

Commies love concrete.

Automobiles are free of egotism, passion, prejudice and stupid ideas about where to have dinner. They are, literally, selfless. A world designed for automobiles instead of people would have wider streets, larger dining rooms, fewer stairs to climb and no smelly, dangerous subway stations.

The poor of the world cannot be made rich by the redistribution of wealth. Poverty can't be eliminated by punishing people who've escaped poverty, taking their money and giving it as a reward to people who have failed to escape.