The purpose of the Senate is to keep 100 middle aged knuckleheads out of the private sector where they can do real harm.

I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser.

You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal. Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.

Everybody in 15th century Spain was wrong about where China was and as a result, Columbus discovered Caribbean vacations.

The idea of capitalism is not just success but also the failure that allows success to happen.

The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk.

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.