El Salvador has the scenery of northern California and the climate of southern California plus - and this was a relief - no Californians.

Never fight an inanimate object.

A careful reading of 50 Simple Things leaves you wondering whether you're going to die from environmental disaster or intellectual annoyance. Failing either, you can worry yourself to death.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

We also have a lot of the same influences - we both read a lot of the beatniks. And yet what we actually do is almost exactly the opposite. His [ Hunter S. Thompson] political stuff is just wonderful, but basically nothing happens.

Women are successful in the business world because the business world was created by men. Men are babies. And women areGood With Kids.

Vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children.