I couldn't have gotten into Harvard with a crowbar.

El Salvador has the scenery of northern California and the climate of southern California plus - and this was a relief - no Californians.

There are artists with palettes and easels selling the kind of modern art that Soviet art critics used to critique with bulldozers. Judging by the paintings I saw, the Soviets were right the first time.

What would be a road hazard anywhere else, in the Third World is probably the road.

So what if I don't agree with the Democrats? What's to disagree with? They believe everything. And what they don't believe, the Republicans do. Neither of them stands for anything they believe in, anyway.

I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've done as a 'learning experience.' It makes me feel less stupid.

Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it.