What would be a road hazard anywhere else, in the Third World is probably the road.

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention.

In Washington journalists can afford to live almost as well as people who work for a living.

No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal

Name me, if you can, a better feeling than the one you get when you've half a bottle of Chivas in the bag with a gram of coke up your nose and a teenage lovely pulling off her tube top in the next seat over while you're doing a hundred miles an hour in a suburban side street.

This is the most elaborate and luxurious method of convincing others that you can cook. Take everybody out on your yacht until they're green in the face. Then you can rave for weeks about your sauce marinara and no one will gainsay you.