What would be a road hazard anywhere else, in the Third World is probably the road.

I didn't realize what fun it was [ been a reporter].

Something is worth what somebody will pay for it. Nothing else, nothing more, nothing less.

With the war in Iraq, I had the cooperation of the Department of Defense. Kuwait was pretty eager to get American journalists in there, to show us what a wonderful place they are, and what great allies they are to America, even though they didn't actually fight in the war.

Well the planet I've got a chance to visit is Earth, and Earth's principal features are chaos and war. I think I'd be a fool to spend years here and never have a look.

This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans.

The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15 we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail.