Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it.

Every pleasure you forgoe on Earth is a pleasure you won't get in heaven.

I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.

The day was warm and clear. Kids were playing soccer in the parking lots and women were sunning their babies and having their tea all over the lawns. The scene was entirely too cheery for journalism.

The key ingredient of politics is the idea that all of society's ills can be cured politically. It's like a cookbook where the recipe for everything is to fry it. The fruit cocktail is fried.

When a private entity does not produce the desired results, it is (certain body parts excepted) done away with. But a public entity gets bigger.

There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please.