Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it.

It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.

In Japan people drive on the left. In China people drive on the right. In Vietnam it doesn't matter.

There's no such thing as a trade deficit.

I started reading Hunter S. Thompson when I was in college.

The Republican convention, an event with the intellectual content of a Guns'n'Roses lyric attended by every ofay insurance brokerin America who owns a pair of white shoes.

The great thing about being a print journalist is that you are permitted to duck. Cameramen get killed while the writers are flat on the floor. A war correspondent for the BBC dedicated his memoir to 50 fallen colleagues, and I guarantee you they were all taking pictures. I am only alive because I am such a chicken.