Everybody in 15th century Spain was wrong about where China was and as a result, Columbus discovered Caribbean vacations.

I'm a member of the working press; you'd think I'd know better than to listen to journalists.

After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.

Little islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in history that I'm not even sure we can draw lessons from them.

The founding fathers, in their wisdom, devised a method by which our republic can take one hundred of its most prominent numbskulls and keep them out of the private sector where they might do actual harm.

Term limits aren't enough. We need jail.

One of the reporters must have flunked journalism school because he asked a question that went straight to the point.