Everybody in 15th century Spain was wrong about where China was and as a result, Columbus discovered Caribbean vacations.

Guns are always the best method for a private suicide. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has got so expensive. Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time.

You can't shame or humiliate modern celebrities. What used to be called shame and humiliation is now called publicity.

Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.

I'm certainly not fearful.

Sometimes you need a B-2 bomber and sometimes you need your mother.

A pleasant natural environment is a good - a luxury good, philosophical good, a moral goody-good, a good time for all. Whatever, we want it. If we want something, we should pay for it, with our labor or our cash. We shouldn't beg it, steal it, sit around wishing for it, or euchre the government into taking it by force.