The Constitution is an equally forthright piece of work and quite succinct ... giving the complete operating instructions for a nation of 250 million people. The manual for a Toyota Camry, which only seats five, is four times as long.

There are no kinder or better people in the world than those who listen to you when you are 18.

B students work for C students - A students teach.

Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?

Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe down about "character issues."

Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.

I have a 10 year old at home, and she is always saying, 'That's not fair.' When she says that, I say, "Honey, you're cute; that's not fair. Your family is pretty well off; that's not fair. You were born in America; that's not fair. Honey, you had better pray to God that things don't start getting fair for you.