Long conversations with pals when neither you nor they have had a drink can be a test of palship.
P. J. O'RourkeThe Greenpeace booth at all the rock and roll shows nowadays are akin to the old sorcerers who used to stand in the middle of villages warning of danger, 'When night wolf swallows mother moon, there will be great famine.'
P. J. O'RourkeI've decided that my motto in life is "Get off my lawn." It's the right answer to everything.
P. J. O'Rourke