There is that kind of happiness. There is the love and marriage and family kind of happiness, which is exceedingly boring to describe but nonetheless is important to have and dreadful not to have.

Not being a liberal, I have very little grasp of things that I know nothing about.

Your money does not cause my poverty. Refusal to believe this is at the bottom of most bad economic thinking.

Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.

Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.

Nothing bad is going to happen to us. If we get fired, it's not failure; its a midlife vocational reassessment.

Term limits aren't enough. We need jail.