What use is it to endure the Dutch Rubs and Indian Rope Burns that are politics if you can't obtain mastery over people and give them noogies back?

I am a great admirer of women.

We like to pile language on language. Hunter [ S. Thompson] was an influence on me, no doubt about it.

Russian cars are silly. They look like imports drawn by a cartoonist for a UAW newsletter.

Many reporters, when they go to work in the nation's capital, begin thinking of themselves as participants in the political process instead of glorified stenographers.

Never fight an inanimate object.

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.