Good manners can replace morals. It may be years before anyone knows if what you are doing is right. But if what you are doing is nice, it will be immediately evident.

Taxi drivers all over the world, by the way, are under Newspaper Guild contract to give easy quotes to foreign correspondents.

I'll pick "I'm kidding" anytime over "I'm lying."

How much fame, money and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face?

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

The complexity of economics can be calculated mathematically. Write out the algebraic equation that is the human heart and multiply each unknown by the population of the world.

The America's Cup is like driving your Lamborgini to the Gran Prix track to watch the charter buses race.