There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

One of the problems with being a writer is that all of your idiocies are still in print somewhere. I strongly support paper recycling.

I am a journalist and, under the modern journalist's code of Olympian objectivity (and total purity of motive), I am absolved of responsibility. We journalists don't have to step on roaches. All we have to do is turn on the kitchen light and watch the critters scurry.

Predicting innovation is something of a self-canceling exercise: the most probable innovations are probably the least innovative.

You can't get something for nothing. Everybody remembers this except politicians.

I started reading Hunter S. Thompson when I was in college.

Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it.