The very existence of the bicycle is an offense to reason and wisdom.

Imagine having journalists in your own home and not even covering the furniture with plastic sheets first.

America is not a wily, sneaky nation. We don't think that way. We don't think much at all, thank God. Start thinking and pretty soon you get ideas, and then you get idealism, and the next thing you know you've got ideology, with millions dead in concentration camps and gulags.

Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.

The day was warm and clear. Kids were playing soccer in the parking lots and women were sunning their babies and having their tea all over the lawns. The scene was entirely too cheery for journalism.

If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.