The very existence of the bicycle is an offense to reason and wisdom.

I was never in the office [of Rolling Stone]. It was very different from Lampoon, where we spent a lot of time together socially, which is to say "drunk."

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

One of these suburbs is actually named Stalingrad, which goes to show that the French have learned nothing about politics since they guillotined all the smart people in 1793.

Anything that makes your mother cry is fun

The dominant type of humor in the '60s was essentially defensive and self-deprecating, using humor as a shield.

First and foremost: Feed people.