Actually, there is no way of making vomiting courteous. You have to do the next best thing, which is to vomit in such a way that the story you tell about it later will be amusing.

Jewishness cropped up and has never successfully been put down since.

West Germans are tall, pink, pert and orthodontically corrected, with hands, teeth and hair as clean as their clothes and clothes as sharp as their looks. Except for the fact that they all speak English pretty well, they're indistinguishable from Americans.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

If I do, I say so. That's the only way out of that. If there are three words that need to be used more in American journalism, commentary, politics, personal life... it's the magic words "I don't know." I mean, there are certain basic principles, like the dignity of the individual and the individual's responsibility, and certain basic economic principles, like how when something costs less, more of it will be consumed... There are certain things that I feel pretty confident about.

The purpose of the Senate is to keep 100 middle aged knuckleheads out of the private sector where they can do real harm.

Any trade that is voluntarily made is mutually beneficial, by definition, and, indeed, is balanced, by definition.