Where self-interest is violently suppressed, it is replaced by a burdensome system of bureaucratic control which dries up the wellsprings of initiative and creativity.

If we're free to do what we want, why does government always have a plan for us?

When a private entity does not produce the desired results, it is (certain body parts excepted) done away with. But a public entity gets bigger.

We're told cars cause pollution. A hundred years ago city streets were ankle deep in horse excrement. What kind of pollution do you want? Would you rather die of cancer at eighty or typhoid fever at nine?

One of the problems with being a writer is that all of your idiocies are still in print somewhere. I strongly support paper recycling.

Whenever people tell you they are going to wipe the slate clean, it's your slate they mean to wipe.

Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is what my girlfriend said when she found the gin bottles under the couch. I believe her exact words were, "You're a disgusting, drunken mess." And that's a good description of a party, if it's done right.