Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Then there was LSD, which was supposed to make you think you could fly. I remember it made you think you couldn't stand up, and mostly it was right.

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.

The whole idea of our government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it.

Never strike anyone so old, small or weak that verbal abuse would have sufficed.

I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television is its ephemerality.

Modern air travel means less time spent in transit. That time is now spent in transit lounges.