Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.

One of the enduring problems with certain societies in the world - and this is certainly true of a lot of places in the Middle East - is that the capacity for self-governance and self-organizing just isn't there. It has to do with history.

Politicians are always interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

If we want the whole world to be rich, we need to start loving wealth. In the difference between poverty and plenty, the problem is the pverty, not the difference. Wealth is good.