Some women want the strong silent type, so they can tell him to shut up and rearrange the furniture.

There's no such thing as a trade deficit.

Civilization is an enormous improvement on the lack thereof.

In theory, taxes should be like shopping. What I buy is government services. What I pay are my taxes.

I write because I like to make things and the only things I am good at making things with are words.

Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too.

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.