There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.

This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans.

If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.

Sloths move at the speed of congressional debate but with greater deliberation and less noise.

Stay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers.

A woman should dress to attract attention. To attract the most attention, a woman should be either nude, or wearing something as expensive as getting her nude is going to be.

Pollution is a problem, and there's the whole problem of the spoiling of the commons, but we've addressed the pollution problem on a variety of different levels in a variety of ways, and it's worked pretty well.