Hunter S. Thompson and I are old friends, but what we do is so different. There are surface similarities that really have to do with us being frustrated poets.

Jesse Jackson was spending time with his family, or families.

It's the squares who know how to fly the fighter planes and operate the missiles and the bombs and work the M-16s. Liberals would still be fumbling with the federally mandated trigger locks.

Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too.

Civilization is an enormous improvement on the lack thereof.

Self-interest leads to honing your skills, the better to trade with.

You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.