There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

In 1970 or '71, early in the magazine, Michael O'Donoghue did maybe eight pages of a 1958 yearbook, from Ezra Taft Benson High School. But by the time the [book-length] high-school yearbook came around, he didn't want to be involved.

Italy is not technically part of the Third World, but no one has told the Italians.

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies.

If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.

There are lots of levels of fear and complaint about the government getting involved in business. First and foremost, of course, is incompetence.

Most of the people who have grabbed hold of climate change and greenhouse gases, pollution, oil dependency - they have another motive, and their motive is to attain the appearance of virtue without having actually done anything virtuous.