Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.
P. J. O'RourkeOne of the problems with being a writer is that all of your idiocies are still in print somewhere. I strongly support paper recycling.
P. J. O'RourkeI suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television is its ephemerality.
P. J. O'Rourke