The Russians could have some (warheads) aimed at Japan, so if we act up they can destroy our economy.
P. J. O'RourkeMaking fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
P. J. O'RourkeThe only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The next best vegetable is the jalapeno pepper. It has the virtue of turning salads into practical jokes.
P. J. O'Rourke