We'll run this planet as we please, and if you don't like it, go back where we came from.

There are a lot of mysterious things about boats, such as why anyone would get on one voluntarily.

The Soviet constitution guarantees everyone a job. A pretty scary idea, I'd say.

My wife and I both come from Irish families. There are two kinds of Irish families: the hitting kind and the kidding kind. If you're fortunate - and both of us are - you come from the kidding kind of Irish family.

The Democrats planned to fiddle while Rome burned. The Republicans were going to burn Rome, then fiddle.

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.

I suspect the soviets never did want to use those bombs. The most Stalinist of Soviet hard-liners - Stalin, for example - must have realized a nuclear war would be a hard thing to clean up after.