We'll run this planet as we please, and if you don't like it, go back where we came from.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

One of the enduring problems with certain societies in the world - and this is certainly true of a lot of places in the Middle East - is that the capacity for self-governance and self-organizing just isn't there. It has to do with history.

It is very hard now to shock people into thinking about government regulation and the extent of government involvement in life.

Lampoon was a very collegial operation, though "collegial" usually means "friendly" and it wasn't that friendly. But we were tight, like a family.

Some women want the strong silent type, so they can tell him to shut up and rearrange the furniture.

There's nothing inherently lame about electricity. I've got a basement full of power tools that all operate with electricity, and they're manly items. And when you see a great big locomotive hauling a mile of freight cars, that's a hybrid. A lot of people don't understand that.