One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual responsibility is the difficulty of finding somebody to blame your problems on. And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable how often his picture turns up on your driver's license.

I am no stranger to loud music. I've been to a Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels concert. I once dated a woman with two kids.

When I get in deep water, I prefer to announce that I'm in over my head.

Commies love concrete.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Any person who has spent time outdoors actually doing something, such as hunting and fishing as opposed to standing there with a doobie in his mouth, knows nature is not intrinsically healthy.

America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.